Я надеваю особую пару трусиков сегодня вечером, инструкция по дрочке

Oh my gosh, it's like really freaking hot in here. I have been literally cleaning all day.

I go all day, like for hours. Like I don't even want to... I really don't want to admit to how long

I have been scrubbing the floors, the bathroom, the kitchen, everything else. Ugh. It's so hot.

And then like I got all dressed up thinking, you know, it's fucking Friday night. I'm gonna go out

with my friends and um, go figure. They're all like exhausted and want to go to bed instead of