Сосу твой хуй, чтобы наверстать путаницу по кредитным картам!

I used your credit card by accident? I know, I know. Why did I even have your credit card?

Well, you see, it like fell out of your wallet this one time, and I just put it in my wallet and I meant to give it back to you, and then I meant to buy the groceries with my credit card, but then I picked up your credit card anyway, and I did it on purpose. I mean, by accident!

But I got you all the things that you like. You don't look very happy. We got groceries though, like what the f*ck is your credit card? Whatever.

Um, if I give you a blowjob, you won't be mad at me anymore though, right?

Yeah, yeah.